第35 章 芬兰（Finlandinfernal）
外交：着力开放我国（地狱）与芬兰地狱全面合作，致力打造经济往来。芬兰亾人在我国可开具相关证明，批准鬼（贵国）亾人遣返流程。
碧万顷的湖泊、苍翠欲滴的森林，这是芬兰人心目中最为宝贵的资源之一。
从日常的疲惫中寻得一方净土，彻底的放空身心，拥抱自然，沉浸在绝美的景色之中，任谁都无法谢绝。
也正是心灵与身体的放松，让芬兰人感到收获了最为纯挚的幸福，知足常乐，善莫大焉。
绝美的风光，也让芬兰人变得颇具文艺气息。
倘若有幸在芬兰的古城镇中漫步，便能找到从中世纪时期一直传承至今的文化底蕴。芬兰人将绝美的自然风貌与没有生命的建筑实体相融合，编织了自然与人文的绝美合唱。
在芬兰，几乎人人都是艺术家，几乎人人都能成为设计者，设计并非是什么职业，而是传递幸福的一种表达。
我搭乘飞船（冥界航空）抵达芬兰，刚下飞船；尼玛…怎么那么大的排场？芬兰（地狱）高级领导及相关官员在都城国际机场早早的等候，国际方阵表演；国歌（地狱）等；它们挥舞着手指，还有其国民族表演（地狱）；我去 ，我只是一个亚洲阴阳记者；而且我是在地狱刚刚拿的通行证。这待遇…
芬兰国际（鬼歌）欢迎仪式：finland international ghost song you e duck, i want to hold you oh ho, i&39;m gonna rip your duck, ouch, ouch you e quickly, take the big eye spaceship to e we wele you, chop off your winter spring valley, the chopping of your bones ay, la la la la la la la la de marcia all the public to grasp you, oh huo, e, e, e, e, e, e practice al-qaeda, shady, drifting, smooth, jetta cold, maillett which house is very prosperous, the origin is so, even more day delusion
叽叽歪歪，这唱的啥玩意啊哟…芬兰首席（地府）最高统治者（鬼王）：wele to the international underworld, finland weles you please follow me to the car it signals me to take the second paper car he led the way, and i went up and sat down i&39;m alone, and the driver is a ghost the road is also invisible, all is the ghost densely jumps, cheers they spread out wherever the car went it was so hot finnish diplomatic translation: in the ruler next to the translation, international ghost language, i do not understand ah foreign affairs: wele to visit the hell of finland and enjoy friendly cooperation immediately, it muss a wild ghost let it perform
我挥手来不及说，它们买卖命的展示…
随即飘入一处仙境一般的花丛，日，怎么感觉像梦境一样…
那盛开的耶罐花在眼前不停摇曳，一股刺鼻的香味传入身体。我尼玛，这是个啥。我快扛不住了…
接着，那不着地的表面飘起漫天烟雾。层层叠叠的围绕整个芬兰地狱都城，看起来格外荒凉。
何时国王已经登上宝座，眼前展现出一层层斜斜扭扭的梯子，两边的布置覆盖了整个大堂。那全部是血的柱子上特有地府文化感，横七竖八的天花板上铺了一条条纹纹；扯得老远，墙壁上挂着鬼灯更是不讲究的抚摸着被刀刻的乱七八糟的婴尸，让我毛骨悚然。
芬兰地狱都城阎王殿中央，放着一个大锅；里面还冒着热气。我开口问道：这是用来干嘛的！外交官：it&39;s for the crime scene wash see the other pots around they were washed and chopped up into little pieces, sent over to be boiled for the reapers, and their souls exiled to hell, never, never go beyond
我：没有像亚洲那样的关卡十八层地狱吗？这些都被直接煮吃掉了呀！
diplomacy：no, these people were approved by our supreme ruler of the herworld, and the people behind them would see for themselves not into this process is not so exaggerated, others will be approved of customs clearance similar to your asian hell, all depends on the mood of senior officials you see, the ones who can see them clearly up close are the higher-ranking officials in finnish hell
我：明白了。今到鬼（贵）国访问，主要是谈拢国际地府亾人往来条款；彼此（国）在异地亡的想领回本国（地府）的相关文件。也可以跟鬼（贵）国地府达成共识，有更上一层的合作关系！
diplomacy：whispering in the ear of the ghost king (finland) , the high-level diplomacy of hades asked us to reach an agreement with the signatory countries (hell) to recover and trade with the people ghost king: this advice is very valuable, i am + some content our country considers opening ghost world flight with the chinese government, fast channel this is a long-term development that will help us recover the person and the economy; it is also a perfect bination tell huaxia difu diplomacy that the aircraft of our country&39;s difu aviation is also very similar to that of huaxia difu aviation; we can take huaxia difu diplomacy to visit our production circle of difu aviation spacecraft diplomacy, okay diplomacy: the monarch agreed to establish exchanges and cooperation with the chinese government, and wanted to open flights between the two countries, so that exchanges would be faster the emperor has also offered to show you around our underworld aviation industry
我：没问题啊，我觉得非常好。这样彼此可以互相学习，建立友好的合作共赢。那有请（鬼）贵国长官前面带带路，说着我准备就要起身。
king of hell of finland：the king said not to hurry, but to use the person to watch next, the ghost cook brought up a person&39;s thigh have been cooked to the bone, the king said: dry, absolutely need not the chinese hell&39;s poor fun the center of the hall suddenly left like a big cauldron and weled a group of female ghosts dressed in bright colors they began to float around the center of the hall a finnish hell march exploded the hall, deafening the ears
芬兰地狱君王：贵使先不要急，我们这里已经煮了上好的恶亾人；享用了在去参观地府航空生产界。
外交翻译说：君王说先不急，先用了这个亾人在去观赏。
接着，鬼厨提上来一个亾人大腿。已经煮得利骨了，君王说:干吧，绝对不比华夏地府的差。过瘾…
殿中央忽然把大锅搬走了，迎了一群身着艳丽的女鬼，它们开始飘飘洒洒在殿中央游荡，一曲芬兰地狱进行曲燃爆大殿，震耳欲聋…
我：不敢相信，真吃啊？妈呀，我不吃怕它们把我搞死；于是我拎起来就准备开始搞。这个亾人大腿好像是一个女亾人，我越想越恶心；不管了，我眯着头就干。
那被煮透的大腿就是给力，一口下去；嗯，爽。尼玛，怎么被咬的地方还流血？还特别浓烈的。日，月经周期？越想越不敢往下想。我直接几个动作就搞完了，三下五除二的功夫；全部哩麻掉。那外教叫鬼厨给我安排酒水（鬼液汁）放我桌子旁边；并使了一个眼神。我立马秒懂…
king of hell of finland：this juice is super-replenishing and very precious enjoy your diplomacy and give me a polite look
芬兰外交：君王说该液汁十分宝贵，望贵使者要好好享用。
我：客气了，接着。殿中央的艳丽舞群慢慢散去，外交说我们现在带领您去参观我们地府航空生产界的地方，我好的。
king of hell of finland: please e with us, your ambassador, as we speak on the float dangling off the stage
芬兰外交：君王说带您去参观，我ok。接着我们飘上一条花海，花海纵横交错的布满小（鬼）道；而我们走的是花海大道，准备通往地狱仙境航空生产地…
风儿呼啸在我耳边，逼得我不自在；一路不知多遥远…