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第243章 241.要不,我当你的皮蓬吧?

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    “    喔    喔    喔    ,    终    于    到    了    查    尔    斯    -    巴    克    利    的    舞    蹈    大    会    时    间    !    肯    尼    ,    我    们    一    起    为    我    们    的    主    角    闪    亮    登    场    鼓    掌    !    ”    奥    尼    尔    兴    奋    的    大    喊    道    。

    “    沙    克    ,    这    可    不    是    查    尔    斯    的    舞    蹈    大    会    !    ”    肯    尼    -    史    密    斯    怒    斥    道    。

    “    没    错    ,    连    当    解    说    都    不    会    ,    不    知    道    节    目    组    怎    么    会    把    你    这    个    胖    子    请    来    ,    这    不    是    开    玩    笑    !    这    是    北    美    直    播    !    ”    巴    克    利    解    说    那    么    久    了    ,    第    一    次    觉    得    肯    尼    -    史    密    斯    是    个    这    么    好    的    搭    档    ,    没    和    奥    尼    尔    一    起    开    自    己    玩    笑    ,    看    来    平    时    把    人    都    想    得    太    恶    劣    了    …    …

    肯    尼    -    史    密    斯    怒    斥    奥    尼    尔    :    “    这    不    是    查    尔    斯    的    舞    蹈    大    会    ,    这    是    查    尔    斯    北    美    地    区    的    钢    管    舞    首    秀    !    ”

    奥    尼    尔    伸    出    大    拇    指    表    示    赞    同    :    “    欧    ,    肯    尼    ,    你    说    得    太    棒    了    !    看    来    我    专    业    还    不    到    位    ,    还    需    要    多    去    学    学    怎    么    当    解    说    ,    毕    竟    我    只    会    拿    总    冠    军    ,    得    多    和    你    们    …    …    不    对    ,    还    是    和    肯    尼    你    学    就    可    以    了    ,    我    们    都    有    两    个    总    冠    军    戒    指    。    ”

    巴    克    利    的    心    碎    得    成    渣    了    ,    这    两    个    天    杀    的    !    巴    胖    受    到    了    成    吨    的    伤    害    …    …

    …    …

    奥    尼    尔    来    到    湖    人    后    ,    体    重    随    着    实    力    直    线    上    升    ,    基    本    上    每    年    都    会    伤    停    那    么    十    几    场    ,    倒    不    是    说    大    伤    ,    也    不    是    那    种    因    为    体    重    大    的    膝    盖    或    者    脚    伤    ,    这    是    奥    尼    尔    最    夸    张    的    一    点    ,    他    3    0    0    多    磅    也    就    是    1    5    0    公    斤    左    右    的    体    重    ,    在    凯    尔    特    人    的    最    后    一    个    赛    季    报    销    之    前    ,    居    然    这    些    关    键    部    位    都    几    乎    没    有    受    过    大    伤    ,    他    伤    的    都    是    诸    如    腹    股    沟    、    肌    肉    拉    伤    这    种    疲    劳    伤    病    。

    没    错    ,    就    是    疲    劳    伤    病    。

    最    懒    散    的    大    胖    子    居    然    连    年    患    上    疲    劳    伤    ,    这    个    大    胖    子    因    为    太    胖    了    ,    做    什    么    都    很    累    ,    有    时    候    一    不    小    心    弯    腰    倒    个    水    都    能    拉    伤    腹    股    沟    。

    全    明    星    怎    么    可    以    没    有    奥    尼    尔    呢    ?    就    算    球    迷    答    应    ,    他    自    己    都    不    答    应    ,    当    t        n        t    发    出    邀    请    让    他    来    当    全    明    星    正    赛    的    解    说    嘉    宾    的    时    候    ,    他    立    刻    就    来    了    。

    在    奥    尼    尔    和    肯    尼    -    史    密    斯    就    总    冠    军    戒    指    这    个    话    题    好    好    的    调    侃    了    巴    克    利    一    番    之    后    ,    玩    笑    时    间    暂    停    ,    要    趁    着    全    明    星    正    赛    拉    开    序    幕    之    前    好    好    谈    谈    今    天    比    赛    的    事    ,    毕    竟    这    次    是    北    美    直    播    ,    包    括    美    国    、    加    拿    大    和    英    国    皇    室    旗    下    的    七    八    个    北    美    地    区    属    国    等    北    美    所    有    英    语    为    官    方    语    言    的    国    家    的    直    播    信    号    都    由    美    国    的    电    视    台    信    号    负    责    此    次    直    播    。

    所    以    ,    t        n        t    为    了    和    劲    敌    时    代    华    纳    、    e    s    p    n    、    a    b    c    电    视    台    争    夺    市    场    份    额    ,    把    奥    尼    尔    这    个    目    前    世    界    最    强    的    超    级    巨    星    并    且    是    人    气    巨    星    请    来    当    嘉    宾    。

    “    查    尔    斯    、    沙    克    ,    你    们    对    于    今    天    的    全    明    星    赛    ,    有    什    么    看    法    ?    ”    肯    尼    -    史    密    斯    虽    然    爱    调    侃    巴    克    利    ,    但    他    一    直    都    很    好    的    做    着    自    己    的    本    职    工    作    ,    大    概    相    当    于    相    声    中    的    捧    哏    的    角    色    ,    毕    竟    巴    克    利    才    是    那    个    人    气    和    身    价    最    高    的    解    说    。

    “    西    部    比    东    部    强    太    多    了    ,    西    部    赢    毫    无    悬    念    !    ”    巴    克    利    现    在    的    立    场    ,    就    是    那    个    该    死    的    菜    鸟    在    哪    边    ,    他    就    支    持    菜    鸟    的    对    手    !

    而    且    好    死    不    死    的    乔    丹    和    菜    鸟    在    一    个    队    ,    那    巴    克    利    的    立    场    更    加    坚    定    了    。

    肯    尼    -    史    密    斯    脸    上    露    出    果    然    如    此    的    表    情    ,    接    着    问    奥    尼    尔    :    “    沙    克    你    的    想    法    也    一    样    吗    ?    ”

    “    不    !    ”    奥    尼    尔    否    定    得    很    果    断    ,    “    我    觉    得    东    部    获    胜    的    几    率    不    小    ,    去    年    我    们    就    输    给    东    部    了    。    ”

    “    额    …    …    ”    肯    尼    -    史    密    斯    倒    是    没    有    想    到    ,    奥    尼    尔    觉    得    东    部    更    弱    ?

    奥    尼    尔    话    还    没    说    完    :    “    去    年    我    也    病    了    没    能    打    ,    西    部    就    输    了    ,    今    年    估    计    也    差    不    多    。    ”

    “    …    …    ”

    巴    克    利    和    肯    尼    -    史    密    斯    一    脸    鄙    视    ,    太    不    要    脸    了    !

    …    …

    两    个    胖    子    和    一    个    瘦    子    在    讨    论    东    西    部    谁    会    赢    ,    球    场    内    气    氛    已    经    很    火    爆    了    。

    瓦    乔    维    亚    中    心    ,    除    了    是    7    6    人    队    的    主    场    外    ,    同    时    还    是    夏    天    的    费    城    斗    牛    赛    事    的    举    办    地    ,    美    国    是    一    个    多    民    族    移    民    国    家    ,    英    国    、    西    班    牙    、    葡    萄    牙    、    意    大    利    、    德    国    的    殖    民    者    遗    留    在    这    个    国    家    ,    占    据    这    个    国    家    人    口    的    百    分    之    六    十    以    上    ,    其    中    西    班    牙    人    的    比    例    很    高    。

    斗    牛    比    赛    ,    是    费    城    在    漫    长    无    聊    的    各    大    联    赛    的    休    赛    期    也    就    是    盛    夏    的    时    候    ,    最    好    的    发    泄    暴    力    情    绪    的    赛    事    ,    所    以    瓦    乔    维    亚    中    心    的    比    赛    场    地    很    大    ,    真    要    把    座    位    加    满    ,    虽    然    比    不    上    库    班    的    那    个    近    十    万    人    的    超    级    豪    华    的    赚    钱    赚    疯    了    的    达    拉    斯    全    明    星    ,    但    这    里    也    可    以    容    纳    最    多    5    万    人    。

    这    次    全    明    星    周    末    ,    提    前    卖    出    去    的    球    票    和    预    留    的    球    票    ,    加    起    来    一    共    有    三    万    七    千    个    座    位    ,    当    然    最    后    球    票    全    部    销    售    一    空    。

    在    菲    姬    ,    也    就    是    北    美    著    名    女    子    乐    队    野    兰    花    组    合    的    主    唱    史    蒂    丝    -    安    -    弗    格    森    的    开    场    美    帝    国    歌    演    唱    完    毕    之    后    ,    全    明    星    周    末    的    正    赛    正    式    拉    开    序    幕    !

    从    8    0    年    代    n    b    a    崛    起    之    后    ,    每    次    全    明    星    正    赛    ,    都    会    请    一    些    泰    山    北    斗    级    别    的    脱    口    秀    主    持    人    或    者    是    当    红    明    星    当    主    持    人    ,    这    次    请    来    的    是    娱    乐    频    道    n    b    c    电    视    台    近    十    年    来    最    火    的    脱    口    秀    主    持    人    ,    杰    -    雷    诺    脱    口    秀    的    主    持    人    大    脸    雷    诺    !

    “    女    士    们    先    生    们    ,    让    我    们    来    有    请    我    们    今    天    的    主    角    ,    所    有    人    的    明    星    们    登    场    !    首    先    出    场    的    是    今    年    n    b    a    常    规    赛    的    霸    主    ,    史    上    最    华    丽    的    大    前    锋    ,    克    里    斯    -    韦    伯    !    ”

    “    我    们    欢    迎    来    自    上    赛    季    东    部    冠    军    ,    拥    有    四    届    最    佳    防    守    球    员    奖    杯    的    史    上    最    好    的    防    守    球    员    迪    贝    恩    -    穆    托    姆    博    …    …    ”

    在    雷    诺    的    介    绍    词    结    束    后    ,    穆    托    姆    博    和    韦    伯    第    一    对    出    场    ,    这    和    新    秀    赛    、    三    分    大    赛    不    一    样    ,    每    个    全    明    星    都    是    实    力    强    悍    的    球    员    ,    所    有    人    都    大    声    欢    呼    !

    穆    托    姆    博    …    …    还    真    没    什    么    新    闻    ,    除    了    慈    善    ,    就    是    盖    帽    ,    寒    暄    了    两    句    就    来    到    东    部    全    明    星    的    位    置    上    坐    好    。

    韦    伯    倒    是    骚    气    十    足    ,    还    来    了    段    开    场    舞    。

    “    有    请    来    自    休    斯    顿    火    箭    队    的    超    级    扣    将    史    蒂    夫    -    弗    朗    西    斯    …    …    ”

    “    接    下    来    是    可    以    让    所    有    球    队    发    生    蜕    变    的    超    级    控    卫    贾    森    -    基    德    …    …    ”

    “    欢    迎    来    自    马    刺    队    的    飞    天    魔    鬼    蒂    姆    -    邓    肯    …    …    ”

    “    欢    迎    让    人    重    新    看    到    惊    喜    ,    带    领    老    鹰    队    强    势    登    顶    东    部    的    超    级    小    前    锋    谢    里    夫    -    拉    希    姆    …    …    ”

    “    欢    迎    来    自    森    林    狼    的    铁    血    狼    王    ,    凯    文    -    加    内    特    …    …    ”

    “    有    请    我    们    的    m    v    p    ,    费    城    的    英    雄    ,    阿    伦    -    艾    弗    森    …    …    ”

    艾    弗    森    出    来    的    时    候    ,    现    场    的    气    氛    达    到    了    顶    点    !

    这    里    是    费    城    ,    艾    弗    森    的    主    场    !

    听    到    m    v    p    、    费    城    的    英    雄    ,    站    在    球    员    通    道    里    的    某    个    不    知    名    的    在    赛    前    偷    偷    的    去    摸    了    摸    全    明    星    m    v    p    奖    杯    的    不    愿    意    透    露    姓    名    的    8    号    男    子    很    不    爽    。

    艾    弗    森    虽    然    是    这    次    现    场    人    气    最    高    的    球    员    ,    并    且    人    们    都    想    要    看    到    他    拿    到    m    v    p    ,    但    艾    弗    森    也    只    是    倒    数    第    四    个    出    来    ,    一    来    是    要    给    球    队    老    大    哥    穆    托    姆    博    留    出    首    发    第    二    人    的    位    置    ,    这    是    出    于    尊    重    ,    还    有    就    是    东    部    的    最    后    一    个    人    。

    时    隔    两    届    全    明    星    之    后    ,    那    个    现    在    人    们    还    很    熟    悉    并    没    有    淡    忘    的    名    字    又    一    次    出    现    在    了    全    明    星    周    末    的    舞    台    !

    在    科    比    -    布    莱    恩    特    一    副    我    冷    酷    我    无    情    我    无    理    取    闹    但    我    骄    傲    的    出    场    秀    之    后    ,    连    大    脸    雷    诺    都    真    的    激    动    了    起    来    ,    发    自    内    心    的    那    种    :    “    女    士    们    先    生    们    ,    让    我    们    有    那    个    最    热    烈    的    掌    声    ,    有    请    篮    球    历    史    上    最    伟    大    的    冠    军    ,    史    上    最    强    球    员    迈    克    尔    -    乔    丹    !    ”

    虽    然    这    里    是    艾    弗    森    的    主    场    ,    但    乔    丹    出    来    ,    还    是    有    老    球    迷    感    动    得    老    泪    纵    横    ,    叫    迈    克    尔    的    都    爱    搞    事    情    ,    好    死    不    死    的    有    几    个    球    迷    激    动    得    昏    厥    过    去    了    ,    引    发    了    一    阵    骚    动    …    …

    …    …

    我    勒    个    擦    !

    刘    莽    看    着    乔    丹    出    场    连    球    员    介    绍    都    被    迫    中    断    了    ,    刚    复    出    并    且    还    在    3    9    岁    砍    下    了    5    0    +    的    超    强    实    力    ,    持    续    的    保    持    着    超    高    的    人    气    !

    而    且    和    艾    弗    森    出    来    球    迷    们    因    为    还    能    有    很    长    的    时    间    看    到    他    还    保    留    理    智    不    同    ,    乔    丹    这    才    是    真    正    意    义    上    的    打    一    场    少    一    场    ,    再    退    役    就    没    有    复    出    的    可    能    了    ,    而    且    是    刚    复    出    第    一    年    ,    很    多    球    迷    都    泪    奔    了    。

    看    着    球    场    中    央    的    乔    丹    ,    这    时    候    一    种    王    者    的    霸    气    萦    绕    在    刘    莽    的    心    头    。

    这    个    老    头    子    !    居    然    如    此    霸    气    !

    虽    然    昨    天    早    上    才    见    识    过    技    术    和    身    体    融    合    的    巅    峰    期    的    神    ,    但    不    管    是    之    前    在    主    场    和    乔    丹    对    位    ,    还    是    昨    天    早    上    对    位    ,    虽    然    是    被    虐    ,    但    却    没    有    这    种    睥    睨    天    下    的    霸    气    !

    “    怎    么    样    ?    很    酷    吧    !    ”    麦    迪    笑    道    。

    “    嗯    ,    我    大    概    也    能    有    这    一    天    吧    !    不    过    谢    里    夫    和    贾    森    好    像    都    不    适    合    当    皮    蓬    。    ”    刘    莽    压    低    了    声    音    ,    用    以    为    只    有    自    己    能    听    到    的    声    音    说    道    。

    而    且    现    在    球    场    已    经    闹    翻    天    了    ,    全    是    欢    呼    声    ,    球    员    通    道    里    的    人    也    没    注    意    到    他    这    里    。

    可    是    没    想    到    ,    这    话    让    麦    迪    听    到    了    ,    麦    迪    轻    声    笑    道    :    “    哈    哈    ,    艾    斯    ,    要    不    要    我    来    当    你    的    皮    蓬    ?    ”

    刘    莽    错    愕    到    了    一    下    ,    翻    了    翻    白    眼    :    “    少    来    ,    我    还    没    你    厉    害    ,    等    我    比    你    厉    害    了    就    把    你    招    来    当    小    弟    带    你    拿    冠    军    …    …    ”

    麦    迪    笑    了    笑    ,    没    有    继    续    说    话    ,    刘    莽    也    就    当    这    是    开    了    个    玩    笑    。

    全    明    星    的    十    大    首    发    登    场    了    !

    阿    德    尔    曼    毫    无    悬    念    的    用    韦    伯    顶    替    了    奥    尼    尔    的    首    发    位    置    ,    西    部    的    全    明    星    首    发    是    弗    朗    西    斯    、    科    比    、    加    内    特    、    韦    伯    、    邓    肯    。

    加    内    特    打    小    前    锋    ,    没    什    么    毛    病    。

    东    部    这    边    全    明    星    首    发    是    贾    森    -    基    德    、    艾    弗    森    、    乔    丹    、    拉    希    姆    、    穆    托    姆    博    。

    克    鲁    格    教    练    毫    无    悬    念    的    把    基    德    派    上    首    发    ,    没    有    选    择    用    自    己    人    ,    他    不    希    望    自    己    手    底    下    的    球    员    在    这    种    场    面    上    出    风    头    ,    没    多    大    意    义    还    得    罪    人    。

    首    发    出    场    结    束    ,    乔    丹    的    全    明    星    回    归    出    场    秀    也    结    束    了    ,    终    于    到    了    替    补    们    登    场    的    时    候    了    。

    西    部    那    边    ,    作    为    全    明    星    当    中    入    选    得    最    不    科    学    、    大    概    也    是    西    部    全    明    星    中    实    力    最    弱    的    斯    泽    比    亚    克    率    先    出    场    。

    虽    然    可    能    有    的    球    迷    都    没    听    说    过    这    个    球    员    ,    但    是    ,    斯    泽    比    亚    克    最    大    的    特    点    ,    就    是    帅    !    森    林    狼    的    票    房    保    障    !

    斯    泽    比    亚    克    出    场    ,    女    球    迷    嗨    翻    了    ,    仿    佛    看    到    这    个    男    人    就    湿    了    。

    全    明    星    替    补    的    出    场    顺    序    就    是    按    照    实    力    从    弱    到    强    ,    从    联    盟    地    位    最    低    到    最    高    ,    一    般    来    说    是    资    格    最    老    的    和    替    补    里    实    力    最    强    的    压    轴    。

    东    部    这    边    ,    压    轴    的    自    然    是    莫    宁    和    麦    迪    。

    第    一    个    出    场    的    ,    毫    无    悬    念    的    是    今    年    的    超    级    新    人    王    。

    大    概    是    刘    莽    最    近    风    头    太    盛    ,    连    大    脸    雷    诺    对    他    的    介    绍    词    都    格    外    的    多    ,    或    许    也    有    n    b    a    官    方    示    意    要    捧    他    的    原    因    在    里    面    ,    大    脸    雷    诺    用    和    介    绍    斯    泽    比    亚    克    时    候    完    全    不    同    的    语    气    说    道    :    “    o    k    ,    接    下    来    ,    到    了    我    们    的    除    了    第    一    名    没    有    兴    趣    的    超    级    新    秀    ,    没    错    ,    他    就    是    新    秀    ,    新    秀    年    就    能    入    选    全    明    星    的    超    级    新    人    ,    来    自    亚    特    兰    大    老    鹰    队    的    中    国    天    才    ,    已    经    拿    到    本    届    全    明    星    周    末    所    有    冠    军    的    新    人    王    —    —    流    氓    !    ”

    操    !    这    该    死    的    口    音    !    和    那    个    矮    胖    总    裁    学    的    么    !

    刘    莽    吐    槽    了    一    下    ,    挤    出    笑    脸    ,    从    球    员    通    道    跑    了    出    来    …    …

    出    乎    意    料    的    一    幕    出    现    了    …    …

    本    来    ,    刘    莽    觉    得    这    种    2    0    多    个    真    正    的    大    明    星    一    起    登    场    的    夜    晚    ,    光    芒    不    可    能    属    于    自    己    ,    自    己    在    里    面    只    是    一    个    小    角    色    而    已    …    …

    但    是    …    …

    刘    莽    出    来    之    后    ,    居    然    看    到    了    他    最    不    想    看    到    的    一    幕    !

    如    果    说    ,    这    不    是    有    预    谋    的    大    规    模    杀    伤    性    事    件    ,    刘    莽    绝    对    不    会    相    信    !

    一    定    是    有    人    组    织    好    了    、    计    划    好    了    这    一    切    !

    实    在    是    太    不    科    学    了    !    他    可    不    相    信    自    己    有    这    样    的    “    人    气    ”    !

    然    而    ,    现    场    的    画    面    让    他    不    得    不    相    信    ,    并    且    好    想    立    刻    退    赛    !

    上    万    球    迷    齐    刷    刷    站    起    来    ,    身    上    穿    着    印    着    流    氓    两    个    字    的    t    恤    ,    开    启    了    亚    特    兰    大    的    菲    利    普    斯    球    馆    的    日    常    表    演    ,    甩    狙    秀    !

    现    场    又    开    始    骚    动    起    来    ,    大    笑    声    、    惊    叹    声    、    还    有    欢    呼    声    和    叫    刘    莽    名    字    的    ,    总    之    大    部    分    人    都    在    起    哄    !

    而    且    这    次    很    不    一    样    !

    之    前    新    秀    赛    ,    可    能    是    没    有    想    到    会    那    么    有    看    头    ,    综    合    赛    ,    票    都    已    经    买    不    到    了    ,    终    于    ,    这    个    早    就    提    前    把    票    定    好    了    的    全    明    星    正    赛    ,    某    些    可    能    是    国    内    来    的    ,    可    能    是    华    裔    、    可    能    是    美    国    的    中    国    留    学    生    ,    终    于    成    群    结    队    的    、    有    组    织    、    有    预    谋    一    起    来    到    了    全    明    星    正    赛    的    现    场    ,    来    给    刘    莽    “    加    油    ”    !

    “    欧    ,    艾    斯    ,    你    的    人    气    可    不    低    啊    ,    哈    哈    ,    你    看    ,    喔    ,    不    管    是    白    人    ,    还    是    黑    人    ,    还    是    黄    种    人    ,    都    在    为    你    欢    呼    !    作    为    一    个    刚    刚    进    入    n    b    a    的    菜    鸟    ,    可    能    很    多    人    还    不    认    识    你    ,    来    和    大    家    打    个    招    呼    吧    !    ”    大    脸    雷    诺    用    了    和    介    绍    斯    泽    比    亚    克    之    后    完    全    不    同    的    态    度    。

    刘    莽    都    感    觉    到    了    ,    这    如    果    说    联    盟    没    有    提    前    打    好    招    呼    他    都    不    信    ,    一    般    来    说    ,    这    种    出    名    的    好    事    ,    在    全    明    星    正    赛    这    个    真    正    的    全    世    界    瞩    目    的    舞    台    可    以    好    好    介    绍    自    己    ,    他    求    之    不    得    。

    但    现    在    ,    他    好    想    逃    走    !    那    个    甩    狙    给    球    迷    们    的    印    象    大    概    自    己    这    一    辈    是    甩    不    掉    了    !

    就    算    自    己    想    甩    掉    ,    想    不    用    了    ,    球    迷    们    也    估    计    不    会    放    过    他    ,    毕    竟    这    个    丑    陋    的    姿    势    ,    大    概    只    有    篮    球    名    宿    里    克    -    巴    里    的    端    尿    盆    罚    球    动    作    能    相    提    并    论    。

    而    巴    里    的    罚    球    虽    准    ,    但    后    来    的    罚    球    哪    怕    烂    成    了    霍    华    德    和    小    乔    丹    、    德    拉    蒙    德    那    样    的    都    不    愿    意    学    那    种    姿    势    ,    就    是    因    为    怕    被    贴    上    丑    陋    的    标    签    。

    刘    莽    现    在    还    是    个    新    秀    ,    已    经    贴    上    了    …    …    刘    莽    好    想    哭    ,    联    盟    给    自    己    安    排    个    出    名    的    机    会    ,    结    果    却    成    了    贴    标    签    大    会    !
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